I wanna be that G.U.Y. (Gay Under You)
Even though the homophobic Orson Scott Card won’t make any additional money from Ender’s Game, I still won’t see the movie because box office success could encourage studios to adapt more of his stories into movies. And frankly, I have way too many gay things to do this weekend.
Grindr tribe: Ugly
It almost makes me forget the soul-crushing absence of normal human contact.